Sarcasm is an encryption technique used by relatively smart
people to keep idiots out of their conversations. It may also be used to
belittle and mock them.
The encryption and decryption technique of sarcasm is
inbuilt in many humans.
Some humans are capable of encrypting a message using
sarcasm in O(1) time, while some take O(n^2), where n is the number of
characters in the message. Some idiots are also capable of encrypting messages
with sarcasm, but it is very rare, as they need O(2^n) time in most cases to
encrypt a message of length n.
Decryption, on the other hand is a bit tedious. The most
brilliant minds on this planet take about O(log n) time to decrypt any
sarcastic message in worst case; although the average time needed by them is
still O(1). The average intelligent being takes about O(n^3) time to decrypt a
sarcastic message. Idiots on the other hand, are completely off chart when it
comes to decryption. The smartest idiots are capable of decrypting sarcastic
messages in O(5^n) time, because they're counting with fingers on one hand
only; although the average idiot is not capable of deciphering a sarcastic
message in his/her lifetime.
It's a sick sad world with intelligent people keeping their
information and techniques secret encrypted with sarcasm and idiots can't have
access to it to become intelligent even if they want to. Ah, the irony of
it!
# No, this is not meant to demonstrate sarcasm.
Courtesy : Archit Sachdeva from Quora
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